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The Reds, Pinks & Purples – Summer at Land’s End

Slumberland, 2022

Foot control minus will power,

I lurch from under the carwash dryer,

dewy from the cocoon.

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Slang – Slang

Obscurist Press, 2004

Soul stays with body, not like

moving out of your childhood home

or relocating the bar from midtown to downtown

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Jeanines – Don’t Wait for a Sign

Slumberland, 2022

wind was leaking from the trees

and salt was lifting off the seas

I bit into a decent peach

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Brainworms/Tubers – Split Record(ing)

Bakery Outlet, 2007

hit the campaign hard

with a wife hot enough to

turn Florida blue

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joyride! – miracle question

Salinas, 2022

There’s only one friend’s

mom’s face I remember; the rest

dissolve like Crystal Light in tap water

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Thin Lizzy – Nightlife

Vertigo, 1974

What’s now a lullaby I memorized

by screaming along in my first car

at an age you’re closer to than me.

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Deerscout – Woodpecker

Carpark, 2022

none chose, some called

to divorce splinter from

thumb of daughter

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None More Black – This is Satire

Fat Wreck Chords, 2006

The local noose-maker’s is now

a vape shop and the big-box noosery

is vacant. My readers get 10% off at

noosenow.com with discount code HAIKU.

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Jess Scott – Modern Primitive

Winona Records, 2022

Stroller stuck in the pasture,

baby’s first agrotourism.

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Melanie – Phonogenic Not Just Another Pretty Face

Midsong, 1978

Blueberry bush presents

the palette to which sea

and sky aspire

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Ex-Vöid – Bigger Than Before

Don Giovanni, 2022

I play WiiSports while you,

drive home in the snow,

waiting to dig you a parking spot.

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Dave Grusin – The Fabulous Baker Boys Original Motion Picture Soundtrack

GRP, 1989

I learned no shelf space was safe,

growing up in

in the age of the CD box set

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Bodega – Broken Equipment

What’s Your Rupture, 2022

Will all the snot I ever wiped

on my childhood sleeve reincarnate

as crust in my daughter’s eye?

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American Steel – Destroy Their Future

Fat Wreck Chords, 2007

Probably, that layer of paint deep

in the walls of that apartment dining

room still clenches that strand of your hair

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Townland – Honey on the Hi-Fi

Townland, 2022

I feel included like the many DIRECTV

and Bose technicians my dad

kept inviting over after installation.

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Luna – Penthouse

Elektra, 1995

I didn’t drive to visit my relatives

In Montauk just to hear them wonder

How I could possibly live in Boca

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Superchunk – Wild Loneliness

Merge, 2022

Play-Doh picks up a patio

of pollen, so Youngest Cousin decamps

to play bartender.

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Antarctica – 23:03

File 13, 1998

No sleep, again

Blame it on your

irritable diaphragm

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Surrounder – Structural Memory

Surrounder, 2022

Once, a house-sized gator peered

into my room with its window-sized eye,

and I got my dad to get his gun.

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Elizabeth Mitchell – Blue Clouds

Smithsonian Folkways, 2012

Midwinter,

and your first summer storm

cuts our walk short

before the house

with the cat we like

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Lady Pills – What I Want

Plastic Miracles, 2022

Fifteen minutes — one-fourth of

one billable hour. And the longest

I can stand without a look at you.

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Lucinda Williams – Lucinda Williams

Rough Trade, 1988

Finger-feed up to the wrist

Until you learn to return a kiss

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Erin Rae – Lighten Up

Good Memory, 2022

When I look at you — so many problems,

whereas my W-2 — so many commas

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Hard Girls – Floating Now

Asian Man, 2017

Set the record

for rabbits spotted,

twenty-two point five

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The Sad Tomorrows – The Sad Tomorrows

Don Giovanni, 2022

This year I made a lumber stack

and next I’ll make a lumber rack

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Neil Young – Hawks & Doves

Reprise, 1980

Glass on glass chimes when

I take out the trash.

The past is not the past.

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Jake Xerxes Fussell – Good and Green Again

Paradise of Bachelors, 2022

White sky bares the vulture flock

Frost cloth shelters the strawberry crop

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Harry Belafonte – Homeward Bound

RCA, 1969

Do we smell as good to death

when he strikes us down as a

chard stem split?

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Molly Nilsson – Extreme

Night School, 2022

Frustrated in the beanbag chair.

PS2 controller battles the wall

and loses again.

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Johnny Cash – Orange Blossom Special

Columbia, 1965

I’m a few barons

shy of an industry, so

no one minds my blight.

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Colleen – The Tunnel and the Clearing

Thrill Jockey, 2021

Change the subject

but the bachelor uncle

is also an expert in that.

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Elvis Costello & the Imposters – The Delivery Man

Lost Highway, 2004

No clue about C.O.D.,

just that it wasn’t good enough to order

Elastic Plastic from the TV.

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Jessica’s Brother – Just Rain

Fika, 2021

You got a message to me

despite my Lisa Simpson avatar

and inside joke handle.

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Bobby Gentry – Patchwork

Capitol, 1971

bent over the tub until the

Mr. Bubbles washcloth renders us

sore and immaculate

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Two White Cranes – When the Future Rolls Around (Selected Songs, 2012-2017)

Antiquated Future, 2021

one of us finally lived in a place

with central heat, so we gathered with

guitars and our pet Springsteen covers

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The Roches – We Three Kings

MCA, 1990

The ash tray, an heirloom,

draws half the aunts to the porch,

leaving the others with dishes.

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Mega Bog – Life, and Another

Paradise of Bachelors, 2021

there’s doom and there’s

grocery store misters

water-logging the cilantro like this

was a beached whale rescue

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Terre Roche – The Sound of a Tree Falling

Earth Rock Wreckerds, 1998

it’s gotten away from us / I

dust the baseboard with a socked foot

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Michael Hurley – The Time of the Foxgloves

No Quarter, 2021

Am I the ostrich chick

under your dark dome or a pup at the foot

of a blue agave

at the mercy of the next careless

weed whacker sweep?

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Maggie & Terre Roche – Seductive Reasoning

Columbia, 1975

I try to read your face, but it’s just a map of unattended neighborhood citrus

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Cla-ras – Five clusters

Lily Tapes and Discs, 2021

All the discarded fats

clogging my pipes this winter

once were loved.

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The Roches – Another World

Warner Brothers, 1985

By my child’s third birthday,

I’ll be able to tell them with certainty

whether daylights savings makes it darker

earlier or later

at least at first.

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Nathan Salsburg – Psalms

No Quarter, 2021

A whole clan raised in Rochester

and only the middle brother claimed

the father’s Pittsburgh accent

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Helen Merril – You’ve Got a Date with the Blues

MetroJazz, 1958

German shepherd guards

the persimmon tree whose fruit

the owners seem oblivious of

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Brian Wilson – At My Piano

Decca, 2021

Slow bike ride

in the rich neighborhood. Clouds

above, restored Dart in the driveway.

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Jeri Southern – You Better Go Now

Decca, 1956

We met in my Khaki Adonis phase,

and by Bootcut Botticelli,

you were gone.

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Land of Talk – Calming Night Partner

Dine Alone, 2021

Scan the treetops

spot what’s probably a hawk

and like a high school class

or a hit movie cast

who’s got the best ten years ahead —

eyes, pine, or whatever that blob was?

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The Wireless Stores – Historic Sites of Scenic Beauty #1

In at the Deep End, 2003

No rest when you’re both

horse and rider, straw and breeze.

At least the new neighborhood mural

is shaping up to be less lame

than the one across town.

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Golden and Rust – Golden and Rust

Golden and Rust, 2021

In our private corridor between

surf and dune, sand streamed against

our shins like it was sick of

not being a river.

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Joel R.L. Phelps & the Downer Trio – Customs

Moneyshot, 2004

a gust of swallows swirls

above the plaza of muhly and scrub,

part thundercloud, part lung

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Ada Lea – one hand on the steering wheel the other sewing a garden

Saddle Creek, 2021

bad mail all week, but

my brother-in-law’s grilling

burgers tonight

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Joe Bataan – Saint Latin’s Day Massacre

Danica, 1971

bike past what was once a punk

house, a living room rumored to be

hosting a Lifetime reunion every weekend

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Gosh Diggity – Runaway Rocketboy

Lauren, 2021

Quite the scandal,

the first time I

ordered falafel in front of your parents

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Phranc – Folksinger

Rhino, 1985

forty soldiers trapped

in a cave and only Phlavius Josephus

knows how he silenced their colic

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Julia Shapiro – Zorked

Suicide Squeeze, 2021

Papa was an ant

dangling from a cobweb;

Mama was a white wall

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Slinkombas – … Og Bas Igjen

Heilo, 1982

the fear that I spent more hours making

your mixtape than you’ll spend listening

is fucking with our parity

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Bad Bad Hats – Walkman

Don Giovanni, 2021

my namesake, the mold

endemic to cars abandoned

streetside all summer

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Béla Fleck – Drive

Rounder, 1988

Rummy and ham hock;

bowed over picnic table spooning

sides of each other’s breath

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The Ophelias – Crocus

Joyful Noise, 2021

After-dinner porch gin

reconnects you

and mosquitoes.

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Toby Foster – On Moving and Standing Still

Toby Foster, 2010

Envelop me, autumn, and

Suck the ants through my floorboards

Back to the underworld

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Tierney Tough – A Farce to Reckon With

Hocus Bogus, 2021

Despite what my boots say,

there are limits to 

my faith in the honky tonk.

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Shaquille O’Neal – Shaq Diesel

Jive, 1993

I didn’t crawl my way

out the gulf just to blow my

knee standing up

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The Beths – Auckland, New Zealand, 2020

Carpark, 2021

Cream ale, amber ale —

Rain undermines umbrella —

Soon cool evenings.

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Dirty Shrines – Digital Ego

Black Numbers, 2021

Whiskey slime coats the

remaining ice |__| a patience I can’t

muster in myself

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Lucio Dalla – Storie Di Casa Mia

RCA, 1971

my mother tongue

reduced to “mangia”

sunlight to sugar to syrup

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Sara Renberg – Butch Spring

Antiquated Future, 2021

At 32, I reached the axis

of mastery and decay. But with

no arena in which mastery to display,

all I can practice alone is decay.

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Richard Thompson – Mock Tudor

Capitol, 1999

mom juices carrots

singing the same half of a

cowboy junkies chorus

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Olivia’s World – Tuff 2B Tender

Lost Sound Tapes, 2021

Cross the street between

bands for two slices for four

dollars and to piss

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wavelets – friends followed by actions

wavelets, 2010

Shell of a second

Beer at the fray of my jorts

Nodding and swaying

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Thalia Zedek Band – Perfect Vision

Thrill Jockey, 2021

I check the stove

I check the dryer

I pray my cat would run from fire

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Maurice Jarre – The Mosquito Coast (Original Soundtrack Recording)

Fantasy, 1986

This blog is sponsored by

the Plymouth Dealers of America, who sell

the car the pilgrims discovered America for.

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Brandee Younger – Somewhere Different

Impulse, 2021

these times link to

the Controversy section

of god’s Wikipedia

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Bent Outta Shape – Stray Dog Town

Recess, 2005

dude flirting at the

vape shop has his own standards

he thinks he’s nailing

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Partial Traces – Wild Surf/Quiet Blues

Salinas, 2021

the one cousin

we don’t usually get stoned with

is now stoned with us

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Blackstreet – Blackstreet

Interscope, 1994

jumpshot hits front rim

must have forgotten my legs

now I have to fetch

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Laura Stevenson – Laura Stevenson

Don Giovanni, 2021

walk by the room again

wonder when you’ll fix those shelves

if you wonder at all

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Indigo Girls – Swamp Ophelia

Epic, 1994

Hornet at the stone

table, more angry at my ears than

worried about its nest.

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Footings – Annihilation

Don’t Live Like Me, 2021

my dreams dulled after

the one where we’re ferried ‘cross the tundra

in vegetable-oil vans

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Enrique Iglesias – Enrique

Interscope, 1999

What’s so threatening to God

about me wanting to live forever?

I just have more love to give.

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Zach Barocas New Freedom Sound – Four Freedoms

Zach Barocas, 2021

Whether or not there’s more to come /

thanks for the work you’ve already done

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Joe Higgs – Life of Contradiction

Micron Music Limited, 1975

No stains on the sports page,

I take my coffee hoping for updates

to the blogs of my idols‘ middle age

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dolphin midwives – Body of Water

Beacon Sound, 2021

The Edict of Deerfield Beach

coronated your hips

and my slice of clam pizza

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Shania Twain – Shania Twain

Mercury, 1993

At what point

did I start

dreaming in decimals

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The Wallflowers – Exit Wounds

New West, 2021

Nobody can think

like me. Not even my phone’s

auto-fill, that dumb duck.

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Jayne Cortez – Unsubmissive Blues

Bola Press, 1980

Gulls about the cliff

casting shadows I thought were darker birds.

Gone on the same gust.

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Izzy True – Our Beautiful Baby World

Don Giovanni, 2021

we were born in time

to teethe on that week of good

peaches that grow here

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The Rolling Stones – Dirty Work

Rolling Stones Records, 1986

the only note of my dad’s

fashion I want to play is grabbing an 

unassuming cap on my way to get bagels

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John Grant – Boy from Michigan

Partisan, 2021

To nightclub in my

town, return to the steakhouse

where you had dinner

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Harold Melvin & the Bluenotes – Wake Up Everybody

Philadelphia International, 1975

You know Alexa is racist when

she won’t even dig deep enough to

play Hendrix on her 60s rock channel

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The Mysteries of Life – Blue Jay

The Mysteries of Life, 2021

Puffin of the rock Osprey in the

transmission tower The abandoned

study of timber in literature

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Verlaines – Bird-Dog

Flying Nun, 1987

Relieved Proust never knew

the rufous sfumato at the heart of

the first U.S.-edition Rapidash card

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Van Dyke Parks Orchestrates Verónica Valerio: Only in America

Modern Recordings, 2021

Papaver somniferum

oilseed thereof

folded into my gums forever

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Ricardo Cocciante – Anima

RCA, 1974

so far between — like a squirrel

descending

a tree 

to burrow 

into

a mountain

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Japanese Breakfast – Jubilee

Dead Oceans, 2021

hard rain floods the duck

pond, shores kissed

by a potable god

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The Van Pelt – Sultans of Sentiment

Gern Blandsten, 1997

Beetle over blade

Crow under cloud How did I once

spend my afternoons? 

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UV-TV – Always Something

PaperCup, 2021

the pocks remain,

but no more the pock-marked

leading men

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The Caroline Know – Light Flow Days

Bus Stop, 1995

I’ve been in fewer

hands than this used CD

in this harbor town

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Chrissie Hynde – Standing in the Doorway

Chrissie Hynde, 2021

Surrender our damp,

wooden wishes        endless splendor

never much thought

*words from “Bob Dylan’s Dream” and “Changing of the Guard” by Bob Dylan

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North Country: Pickin’ on Bob Dylan

CMH, 2006

with the courage of a room;

traveled west breaking flowers;

mending laurel swords|

*words from “Bob Dylan’s Dream” and “Changing of the Guard” by Bob Dylan

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Juliana Hatfield – Blood

American Laundromat, 2021

it’s not the wasp’s fault

that I also live here and

have inherited better poison

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Sticks & Stones – Theme Song for Nothing

Skene!, 1992

we poured out of high school

into cars into homes back into cars

like sharks with only fungus to hunt

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Fiver – Fiver with the Atlantic School Of Spontaneous Composition

You’ve Changed, 2021

I tip the pregnant

bartender with silver 

dollars; she grimaces

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Shook Ones – Sixteen

Endwell, 2005

Kim Shattuck died tonight

and you want

your trophic integrity tested?

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Rosie Tucker – Sucker Supreme

Epitaph, 2021

I crash into the king

Pillow between us like surf

Into a sea wall

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Linda Thompson – One Clear Moment

Warner Bros., 1985

The old suspense of

ruler bent away from young

wrist spared not my mom

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Remember Sports – Like a Stone

Father/Daughter, 2021

Never made friends so I never knew a dealer

so I never smoked alone and walked its streets

so did I ever even live those years in that city?

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Joe Tex – He Who Is Without Funk Cast The First Stone

Dial, 1978

I’m a delicacy;

may God drown me in Armagnac

‘fore He barbecues me.

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Norah Jones – ‘Til We Meet Again

Blue Note, 2021

coaxed a condo from the clay;

long day and my dogs are chirping

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Imamu Amiri Baraka – It’s Nation Time

Black Forum, 1972

Co-pain. HR protect th’company

from you. Ache are from you.

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Merry Clayton – Beautiful Scars

Motown Gospel, 2021

maybe matter cannot

be destroyed_________________but what

______________does that matter?

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Lovers – Dark Light

Badman Recording Co., 2010

our film’s two settings:

  • shore of my backyard canal
  • driveway, you reverse
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Biitchseat – I’ll become kind.

Refresh, 2021

mistake the sun for golden fog

Disney ‘n’ Amazon take

turns as underdog 

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Kim Weston – This is America

MGM, 1968

alright make it quick

the mayor is breathing down

my ass on this one

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Esther Rose – How Many Times

Father/Daughter, 2021

Clorox spinach can of wine /

Another week of not yet the last time

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The Orchids – Unholy Soul

Sarah, 1991

On the walk back the

sky re-hues from salmon

to whale belly

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Scott Reynolds – Chihuahua in Buffalo

Nonexistent Records, 2021

Bossa nova overhead,

Jaws on TV, I’m at the bar

and know nobody

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Sarah Dougher – The Bluff

Mr. Lady, 2001

you’re the smell of fresh yogurt cake I want to fold warm into ice cream

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Closer – Within One Stem

Lauren, 2021

swallows rise 

from brush to branch

like opposite rain

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Dan Seals – Rage On

Capitol, 1988

The fleas stormed our yard

and got caught in our leg hair.

Baby, peace is coming.

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Adult Mom – Driver

Epitaph, 2021

How many more

R.E.M covers before

you’ll want to kiss me?

Will the next one make

me look like the boys you like —

all veins and ribcage?

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The House that Trax Built

Trax, 1996

You arrived first at

double-digit sneaker size

and testified to us the grace of T-Macs.

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Cloud Nothings – The Shadow I Remember

Carpark, 2021

tie me to an office

chair and launch me down the bike path

like you used to

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Ike Quebec – It Might as Well Be Spring

Blue Note, 1961

though in Providence the pond was

still frozen, and I tread it ’til sunrise

when the train returned to Boston

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Cassandra Jenkins – An Overview on Phenomenal Nature

Ba Da Bing!, 2021

Dredging eggplant makes

me think of my mom

thinking about her aunt

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Great Neck – Esoterexorcism

Great Neck, 2015

dead giveaway proves

tips from omaha legend probably

prettiest woman in the world

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Calyx – Stay Gone

Ethospine Noise, 2021

Feel old yet? These punks from

the all-ages shows can now today

get into regular shows.

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Glenn Jones – My Garden State

Thrill Jockey, 2013

Too hot for corduroy

but I must dress

like a 70s boy

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The Weather Station – Ignorance

Fat Possum, 2021

A fistful of roots held

the dune since Avilés. My

fascia felled by a desk chair.

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Richie Havens – Connections

Elektra, 1979

Place is in boxes, so

I ash in the wok that

scrambled my eggs.

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Yasmin Williams – Urban Driftwood

Spinster, 2021

when Moses of the Sawgrass

sang gatorsong in deertongue

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Van Morrison – Magic Time

Sony, 2005

Back when Lucy,

enduring that first dark night of

predatorsound, cursed her ears

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Palberta – Palberta5000

Wharf Cat, 2021

we spiked our Starbucks and

busked outside the Barnes & Noble;

and we were alternative

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Lifter Puller – Lifter Puller

Skene, 1997

your stoned face framed

by my foggy rear windshield

the cop asks me what’s up with you

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Thank You Thank You – Next to Nothing

OOF, 2021

Coconut adrift so long

it turned barnacle boat

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Joy Harjo – Winding Through the Milky Way

Fast Horse, 2008

Something discouraged

the heron and shielded the

clam in the current.

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Sweeping Promises – Hunger for a Way Out

Feel It, 2020

Open pool, lone baby

Polish Jew, 1943

Disaster and proximity

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The Boston Pops Orchestra – America, the Beautiful

Phillip’s, 1996

Stuffed in a Burdines dressing room,

distresssed that my pants never seemed

to fall effortlessly, like a cartoon’s.

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New Boy – Blue Maze

New Boy, 2020

Some noise amplifies silence.

Owlcall, your footsteps.

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The Roches – Can We Go Home Now

Rykodisc, 1995

On balance, are more

voids closed than left open?

I hope we hug again.

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awakebutstillinbed – stay who you are

absib, 2020

squat at the gate

listen to the congress of

cranes at the treeline

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Chris Farren – Like a Gift from God or Whatever

Soft Speak, 2015

sand pine lacks the

aroma of Fraser fir, plus it’s

got that trash accent.

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Special Moves – “Little Help”

Jigsaw, 2020

We chew silently

on the osso buco I

started too late.

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Suzzy & Maggie Roche – Why the Long Face

Red House, 2004

the cat’s now suspicious

of folds in the blanket it’s

slept on since breakfast

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Ronee Blakley – Atom Bomb Baby

Blakley Records, 2020

If the sun should rise

over just one Virginia,

I’ll request “Freebird” of Gabriel.

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Terre Roche – Imprint

Terre Roche, 2015

Our love has been blessed

by the magic that tore the

Dakotas apart.

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Shormey – God Bless Bob Ross

Shormey, 2020

same flannel

adorns the first kid the bus eats

each morning all winter

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St. Dad – St. Dad

Moon Machination, 2012

I’m chewing on

serviettes. I, the landlord

who can evict death.

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Cinder Well – No Summer

Free Dirt, 2020

bloodless fingertips

no spin on the ball

empty court, Anchorage

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Chris Wollard & the Ship Thieves – Chris Wollard & the Ship Thieves

No Idea, 2009

incoming, cleats up

not so much a boy as

a cassowary

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Ivy Sole – South Paw

Les Fleurs, 2020

last time I saw a

city, I was cranky in

a tight button-down

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