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This is My Fist – A History of Rats

pinesoot to ink wheatpaste to bind you ate our acres to shit that yard sign

Posted byalmostrovOctober 30, 2020October 30, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on This is My Fist – A History of Rats

Martha & the Muffins – This is the Ice Age

I sold those records to afford a haircut for a job interview

Posted byalmostrovOctober 16, 2020October 16, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Martha & the Muffins – This is the Ice Age

Kathy Acker & the Mekons – Pussy, King of the Pirates

Was there even sex before the ’96 Ford Taurus queered our windshields?

Posted byalmostrovOctober 9, 2020October 9, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Kathy Acker & the Mekons – Pussy, King of the Pirates

Amy Ray – Stag

I was a born capitalist. My mom went into debt just having me.

Posted byalmostrovOctober 2, 2020October 9, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Amy Ray – Stag

David Ruffin – David Ruffin

You done me wrong. Like prose on a Scantron.

Posted byalmostrovSeptember 25, 2020September 25, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on David Ruffin – David Ruffin

Swales – What’s His Name

Oh, steady life. Plum pits cairn’d atop a cypress knee.

Posted byalmostrovSeptember 18, 2020September 25, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Swales – What’s His Name

The Style Council – Introducing the Style Council

Your eyes Vince Carter in powder blue. The knee-socked looks I’d serve to you.

Posted byalmostrovSeptember 11, 2020September 11, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on The Style Council – Introducing the Style Council

Pernice Brothers – The World Won’t End

Dance studio at dusk. Masked ballerinas waiting For masked moms.

Posted byalmostrovSeptember 4, 2020September 11, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Pernice Brothers – The World Won’t End

Andrew Hill – Judgment!

Yonder fallen branch appears a lizard or cat. I’m not holding your gun.

Posted byalmostrovAugust 28, 2020August 28, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Andrew Hill – Judgment!

Arrested Development – Zingalamaduni

ants at the threshold heat lightning decides it needs what the clouds have

Posted byalmostrovAugust 21, 2020August 24, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Arrested Development – Zingalamaduni

Bits of Shit – Cut Sleeves

Pretending I had anyone to text. Smokers’ patio.

Posted byalmostrovAugust 14, 2020August 14, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Bits of Shit – Cut Sleeves

Karl Blau – Introducing Karl Blau

I left you with your shoulders stiff like the shelf of a crepe myrtle pruned.

Posted byalmostrovAugust 8, 2020August 17, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Karl Blau – Introducing Karl Blau

Alison Krauss + Union Station – New Favorite

a garbage truck arm paused at its apex / your face at the brink of thought

Posted byalmostrovJuly 31, 2020July 31, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Alison Krauss + Union Station – New Favorite

Stanley Clarke – School Days

We’ll never really Bury letting hundreds of Thousands of us go.

Posted byalmostrovJuly 22, 2020July 24, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Stanley Clarke – School Days

Rilo Kiley – Live at Fingerprints

a mere couch between your famous intimacy and my novel retreat

Posted byalmostrovJuly 17, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Rilo Kiley – Live at Fingerprints

Sister Double Happiness – Heart and Mind

Class Daddy worships river-born debris and damns river-borne debris.

Posted byalmostrovJuly 10, 2020July 10, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Sister Double Happiness – Heart and Mind

Joni Mitchell – Night Ride Home

Fathers, sprinklers, false memories slake the worst from this mean solar day.

Posted byalmostrovJuly 3, 2020July 3, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Joni Mitchell – Night Ride Home

Buffy Sainte-Marie – Coincidence and Likely Stories

Now Church by the Glades, now Bank of the Ozarks, next Police of the Pines.

Posted byalmostrovJune 26, 2020June 22, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Buffy Sainte-Marie – Coincidence and Likely Stories

Danny Cox – Danny Cox

Wood grain marks change that no longer ripples. Instead we farm wind and wave.

Posted byalmostrovJune 19, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Danny Cox – Danny Cox

Cold Specks – I Predict a Graceful Expulsion

y’all trying so hard to sink our dinghy while the yacht bears down on us

Posted byalmostrovJune 12, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Cold Specks – I Predict a Graceful Expulsion

Curtis Mayfield – There’s No Place Like America Today

like hydrogen in water fearing oxygen, we split and vanish

Posted byalmostrovJune 5, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Curtis Mayfield – There’s No Place Like America Today

Asaph Vocal Quartet – Jewish Religious Songs

With Rugrats and my grandparents gone, when will I hear Yiddish again?

Posted byalmostrovMay 29, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Asaph Vocal Quartet – Jewish Religious Songs

Collective Soul – Collective Soul

backseat babies pressed by the songs our fathers sold to our mothers’ vans

Posted byalmostrovMay 22, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Collective Soul – Collective Soul

Julian Bream – 20th Century Guitar

My first decade was its last — a baton pass I thought I could handle.

Posted byalmostrovMay 15, 2020September 21, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Julian Bream – 20th Century Guitar

Tommy Guerrero – A Little Bit of Somethin’

in a recent book on our obscure uncle, we source basal ruin

Posted byalmostrovMay 8, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Tommy Guerrero – A Little Bit of Somethin’

Evan Dando – Baby I’m Bored

now the oddest things in my dreams are just crowds, but I don’t wake safer

Posted byalmostrovMay 1, 2020May 1, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Evan Dando – Baby I’m Bored

Everything But the Girl – Temperamental

don’t let those bastards built of bluster and pinot tell you they’re trying

Posted byalmostrovApril 24, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Everything But the Girl – Temperamental

Defiance, Ohio – The Great Depression

skip the microwave let coffee reheat coffee distance cure distance

Posted byalmostrovApril 17, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Defiance, Ohio – The Great Depression

John Prine – Bruised Orange

The most amazing thing about a detail is it’s chosen. Oh boy!

Posted byalmostrovApril 10, 2020August 31, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on John Prine – Bruised Orange

Close Lobsters – Foxheads Stalk This Land

What’s been between us when we meet: walls, time, self, tech, and now walls again.

Posted byalmostrovApril 3, 2020August 31, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Close Lobsters – Foxheads Stalk This Land

The Blue Ridge Rangers – The Blue Ridge Rangers

Will you sing back when I’m retired, down-mountain and ever-denimed?

Posted byalmostrovMarch 27, 2020August 31, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on The Blue Ridge Rangers – The Blue Ridge Rangers

The Crabs – Sand and Sea

2 worry about death is 2 die twice but we gotta kill some time

Posted byalmostrovMarch 20, 2020July 24, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on The Crabs – Sand and Sea

Garth and Maud Hudson – Live at the Wolf

but I’ll never be as clean as the pocket at the core of a bird

Posted byalmostrovMarch 13, 2020August 31, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Garth and Maud Hudson – Live at the Wolf

Arto Lindsay / Ambitious Lovers – Envy

Dropped that oil coin and all waters of the state of Alabama rose

Posted byalmostrovMarch 6, 2020August 31, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Arto Lindsay / Ambitious Lovers – Envy

Angie Heaton – Calamities and Restitution

the town’s two fiddlers serve twelve bands and I can’t keep my thyme from browning

Posted byalmostrovFebruary 28, 2020February 27, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Angie Heaton – Calamities and Restitution

Judy Colllins – Who Knows Where the Time Goes

torn from the berm: a lawfully weeded wife, a legal gardenia

Posted byalmostrovFebruary 21, 2020August 31, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Judy Colllins – Who Knows Where the Time Goes

Celia Cruz & Ray Barretto ‎– Ritmo En El Corazon

it’s night that falls but day that breaks and so you pay for all my mistakes

Posted byalmostrovFebruary 14, 2020August 31, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Celia Cruz & Ray Barretto ‎– Ritmo En El Corazon

Allen Toussaint – Southern Nights

hard drying on a mattress that’s sponged the sweat of a thousand fevers

Posted byalmostrovFebruary 7, 2020August 31, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Allen Toussaint – Southern Nights

Ferron – Driver

a letter arrives from where your lover is from: “Sorry. Best wishes,”

Posted byalmostrovJanuary 31, 2020August 31, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Ferron – Driver

Fun Home Original Cast Recording

when I’m anxious, I consider the fluorescence of chickens and eggs

Posted byalmostrovJanuary 24, 2020August 31, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Fun Home Original Cast Recording

Count Ossie & The Mystic Revelation Of Rastafari ‎– Grounation

Weak tea. And using goat cheese, I paint my toast the color of goat cheese.

Posted byalmostrovJanuary 17, 2020August 31, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Count Ossie & The Mystic Revelation Of Rastafari ‎– Grounation

Zeitgeist – Translate Slowly

nuke drills, civil rights: we have to re-litigate too much in this life

Posted byalmostrovJanuary 10, 2020August 31, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Zeitgeist – Translate Slowly

Van Morrison – Inarticulate speech of the heart.

Too poor for modern disco, so we blinked so hard, so fast we migrained.

Posted byalmostrovJanuary 3, 2020August 31, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Van Morrison – Inarticulate speech of the heart.

Butterglory – Rat Tat Tat

things that cover ground: horse, guitar, hebrews, frost. some riffs just get lost.

Posted byalmostrovDecember 26, 2019August 31, 2020Posted inOld ReleasesLeave a comment on Butterglory – Rat Tat Tat

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