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The Ocean Party – Soft Focus

do you really want this man with his finger on the button of the Keurig?

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Momma – Two of Me

I set fire to my used tissues, godding (“to god,” transitive verb) smoldering spineless cranes

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Paul Pena – Paul Pena

your voice echoed with the thwack of  a tarot card turn 

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Austin Lucas – Alive in the Hot Zone

Signs on county road lawns and in financial district windows realize the horror Halloween suggests.

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This is My Fist – A History of Rats

pinesoot to ink wheatpaste to bind you ate our acres to shit that yard sign

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Laura Veirs – My Echo

Bare walls again. We’ve hung larger frames with lesser nails.

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Tom Jones – I Who Have Nothing

God save government- subsidized men’s fashion for it saves me.

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Jennifer Castle – Monarch Season

the puddle grows at the end of the driveway equal parts carsoap and marchfly

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Martha & the Muffins – This is the Ice Age

I sold those records to afford a haircut for a job interview

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Jon Snodgrass – Tace

I can play silence in the key of flame crashing into wick.

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Kathy Acker & the Mekons – Pussy, King of the Pirates

Was there even sex before the ’96 Ford Taurus queered our windshields?

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Seth Bogart – Men on the Verge of Nothing

The arc of the moral universe is dripping down my chin.

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Amy Ray – Stag

I was a born capitalist. My mom went into debt just having me.

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Lydia Loveless – Daughter

I’m blind to ends. A barber snipping air. A grillmaster flipping smoke.

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Horsewhip – Laid to Waste

stranded clouds and the cricket static signal the summer shorting-out

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David Ruffin – David Ruffin

You done me wrong. Like prose on a Scantron.

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Emma Kupa – It Will Come Easier

Oh, carpentered heart, full of Müller-Lyer arrows and Cupid splinters.

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Swales – What’s His Name

Oh, steady life. Plum pits cairn’d atop a cypress knee.

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Sam Prekop – Comma

Batteries pass between Walkman and Gameboy. Report suspicious baggage.

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The Style Council – Introducing the Style Council

Your eyes Vince Carter in powder blue. The knee-socked looks I’d serve to you.

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Mike Huguenor – X’ED

My computer counts its own bytes. I guess it’s honest with itself.

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Pernice Brothers – The World Won’t End

Dance studio at dusk. Masked ballerinas waiting For masked moms.

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Oceanator – Things I Never Said

Why, when I wish us well, does it sound like I’m speaking of houseplants?

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Andrew Hill – Judgment!

Yonder fallen branch appears a lizard or cat. I’m not holding your gun.

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Old 97’s – Twelfth

something in the air chases cattle ‘neath the elm

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Arrested Development – Zingalamaduni

ants at the threshold heat lightning decides it needs what the clouds have

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Data – Data 2020

I wish I had taught the algorithm better. Now it teaches me.

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Bits of Shit – Cut Sleeves

Pretending I had anyone to text. Smokers’ patio.

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Mary Chapin Carpenter – The Dirt and the Stars

And yet we accumulate elders. High humidity, no rain.

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Karl Blau – Introducing Karl Blau

I left you with your shoulders stiff like the shelf of a crepe myrtle pruned.

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Madeline Kenney – Sucker’s Lunch

You want to believe you can record a moment not already paused and posing.

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Alison Krauss + Union Station – New Favorite

a garbage truck arm paused at its apex / your face at the brink of thought

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Shirley Collins – Heart’s Ease

We owe ourselves a ballad. Verse upon verse with an insistent plot. We owe ourselves a ballad with choruses we don’t already know.

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Stanley Clarke – School Days

We’ll never really Bury letting hundreds of Thousands of us go.

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Baby Got Back Talk – Genre Reveal Party

The venter of love is a threat. A canopy under which I’m dared to walk.

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Rilo Kiley – Live at Fingerprints

a mere couch between your famous intimacy and my novel retreat

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TJO – Songs for Peacock

Radio versus the unrelenting glare of Grief the Mutator

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Sister Double Happiness – Heart and Mind

Class Daddy worships river-born debris and damns river-borne debris.

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Willie Nelson – First Rose of Spring

when squirrel chatter bleeds into rocking chair creak, I recollect delinquent gods

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Joni Mitchell – Night Ride Home

Fathers, sprinklers, false memories slake the worst from this mean solar day.

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Nana Grizol – South Somewhere Else

The moths of all time fill the sky at once, and we insist that was then.

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Buffy Sainte-Marie – Coincidence and Likely Stories

Now Church by the Glades, now Bank of the Ozarks, next Police of the Pines.

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The Seshen – CYAN

I, too, have many aunts, and some distant cousin added okra to me.

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Danny Cox – Danny Cox

Wood grain marks change that no longer ripples. Instead we farm wind and wave.

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Gia Margaret – Mia Gargaret

Been busy in my other future — long walks, still, but nearer to you.

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Cold Specks – I Predict a Graceful Expulsion

y’all trying so hard to sink our dinghy while the yacht bears down on us

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Armand Hammer – Shrines

Take our taxes, take arms against us. But we have hands and history.

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Katie Malco – Failures

Fresh from the Frog, it’s an all-new Gilmore Girls! Can Rory face the void?

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Curtis Mayfield – There’s No Place Like America Today

like hydrogen in water fearing oxygen, we split and vanish

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Varsity – Fine Forever

like eye under lid, paused before a warm wall, we mime instead of rest

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Asaph Vocal Quartet – Jewish Religious Songs

With Rugrats and my grandparents gone, when will I hear Yiddish again?

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Darren Hayman – Home Time

if only i had given up dreams and hobbies a little slower

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Collective Soul – Collective Soul

backseat babies pressed by the songs our fathers sold to our mothers’ vans

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Thao & the Get Down Stay Down – Temple

set free with nothing to do besides believe in hand plus soap plus hand

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Julian Bream – 20th Century Guitar

My first decade was its last — a baton pass I thought I could handle.

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Erica Freas – Young

Careen through rivers alluvium, past that dock you dreamed, dockless kid.

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Tommy Guerrero – A Little Bit of Somethin’

in a recent book on our obscure uncle, we source basal ruin

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Austra – HiRUDiN

you sure raise your risk for someone who hates fate for having favorites

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Evan Dando – Baby I’m Bored

now the oddest things in my dreams are just crowds, but I don’t wake safer

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The Lowest Pair – The Perfect Plan

not knowing what it’s like to not be chased, I might not slow to mourn

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Everything But the Girl – Temperamental

don’t let those bastards built of bluster and pinot tell you they’re trying

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Fiona Apple – Fetch the Bolt Cutters

you can’t start a duel without a glove; my doubts would kill for that much style

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Defiance, Ohio – The Great Depression

skip the microwave let coffee reheat coffee distance cure distance

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Long Neck – World’s Strongest Dog

Our clothing is wrong and houses are clothing now. Stay away, undress.

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John Prine – Bruised Orange

The most amazing thing about a detail is it’s chosen. Oh boy!

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NNAMDÏ – BRAT

an adult visitor trespasser from birth

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Close Lobsters – Foxheads Stalk This Land

What’s been between us when we meet: walls, time, self, tech, and now walls again.

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Waxahatchee – Saint Cloud

Will fall follow once we’ve been swallowed by the snake that ate our summer?

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The Blue Ridge Rangers – The Blue Ridge Rangers

Will you sing back when I’m retired, down-mountain and ever-denimed?

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Mint Mile – Ambertron

Could get by broken until you slipped like a syll- able from mem’ry

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The Crabs – Sand and Sea

2 worry about death is 2 die twice but we gotta kill some time

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Porridge Radio – Every Bad

SHOW ME MAGIC: a wizard weaving safety from my lizard synapse

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Garth and Maud Hudson – Live at the Wolf

but I’ll never be as clean as the pocket at the core of a bird

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U.S. Girls – Heavy Light

Born a pepita and paid in pumpkins, ‘course I thought wages were fate

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Arto Lindsay / Ambitious Lovers – Envy

Dropped that oil coin and all waters of the state of Alabama rose

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Gladie – Safe Sins

Stuck in a pose you learned from “Yoga for Mourning Carrie Fisher.”

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Angie Heaton – Calamities and Restitution

the town’s two fiddlers serve twelve bands and I can’t keep my thyme from browning

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Califone – Echo Mine

You told me, purpling, “I am the Moscow of pain.” Meaning what? You’ve won?

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Judy Colllins – Who Knows Where the Time Goes

torn from the berm: a lawfully weeded wife, a legal gardenia

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Tennis – Swimmer

if shrugs were lightning and thunder were an eye roll, i’d leave you droughtless

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Celia Cruz & Ray Barretto ‎– Ritmo En El Corazon

it’s night that falls but day that breaks and so you pay for all my mistakes

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John Moreland – LP5

build and burn at once, I’ve learned in my career as a boom carpenter

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Allen Toussaint – Southern Nights

hard drying on a mattress that’s sponged the sweat of a thousand fevers

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Torres – Silver Tongue

what left my chest I’d clenched desperately like oak under grip of squirrel

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Ferron – Driver

a letter arrives from where your lover is from: “Sorry. Best wishes,”

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Huevos II – III

stories have been told over the course of the word “go,” so please talk slow

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Fun Home Original Cast Recording

when I’m anxious, I consider the fluorescence of chickens and eggs

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The World/Inferno Friendship Society – All Borders are Porous to Cats

After the decade we’ve had—how not to ooze gnat and oleaginy?

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Count Ossie & The Mystic Revelation Of Rastafari ‎– Grounation

Weak tea. And using goat cheese, I paint my toast the color of goat cheese.

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Georgia – Seeking Thrills

you had something sharp to play once, but now you’re caught throwing rock paper

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Zeitgeist – Translate Slowly

nuke drills, civil rights: we have to re-litigate too much in this life

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Van Morrison – Inarticulate speech of the heart.

Too poor for modern disco, so we blinked so hard, so fast we migrained.

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Kelso – Always a Godmother, Never a God

Left my tadpole ass behind: a gift for science for posterity.

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Butterglory – Rat Tat Tat

things that cover ground: horse, guitar, hebrews, frost. some riffs just get lost.

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Caroline Polachek – Pang

you must’ve witnessed me mock the sound of you when you are wuthering

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